$TWL

PRE-SALE

IS NOW POSTPONED

Attention!

Due to low participation & PulseChains current performance, I am postponeing the Pre-Sale & Launch of $TWL

I'm Sorry if this upsets anybody

 

I will be happy to refund your Pre-Sale payment's at request

 

I still plan to launch the Token, but when the Markets are better.

'Turd Wit Lipstick'

Meme token

Coming 22nd February 2025 

The Launch has been postponed until the 23rd March 2025 

Pre-sale will now remain open until the 21st March 2025 Midnight

 

8,500,000,000 Max supply

Just enough for one token for each person on Earth (2025)

 

The Token creator keeps 1% of the Total supply 

& another 

1% of the total supply will be for marketing costs of $TWL

 

After the presale the rest of the tokens will be added towards liquidity and burnt.

 

Liquidity will be Burnt at the launch of $TWL on the 23rd March 2025 and sent to 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dead  

 

Pre-sale

Wallet Address

    0x9A256F1105A4fe74B7a4a0956684346aCfb93a5d             

 

$10 = 10 million tokens  

Any monies from the Pre-sale 90% will be burnt as Liquidity at Launch.

10% will cover $TVL functioning costs.

 

ONLY 4,000,000,000 $TWL TOKENS

ARE NOW ALLOCATED TO THE PRESALE

 

🚨

when the Pre-Sale hits $4000

I will stop the Pre-Sale by announcing it on Telegram and On X.com.

 

If any funds are sent after the $4000 total is reach they may not be returned, No Guarantees.

⚠️

PRE-SALE

TENDER

Accepting ONLY

$PLS  $PLSX  &  $USDL

for the

Pre-sale.

 

RULES 

of

ENGAGEMENT

 1.  Any other token sent that isn’t the above mentioned for pre-sale, won’t be counted as tender for the Pre-Sale. 

 

  2.  Please only send multiples of $10 to the pre-sale address EG; $19.20 will only count as a $10 purchase

 

  3. No expectations of profits from the work of other’s. You are participating completely at your own responsibiltiy & risk. You potentially could lose all of your funds.

 

 4. Pre-Sale will end at midnight 21st February 2025. The OA retains the right to sacrifice up to the launch of $TWL. But can NOT exceed the $4000 pre sale limit.

 

 Anyone sending tokens to the Pre-Sale address after the stroke of midnight 21st March may lose those funds permanently.

$TWL will give 

No Guarantees to return those funds once the pre-Sale has closed Midnight 21st March 2025. 

 

5 All the liquidity will be burnt at launch. The owner has a right to decide if they will be more than one LP pool for trading.

 

6 Anyone else can provide liquidity to help support the Token 

 

7. This will be a community token. NO LEADERS HERE. No one here works for you either. 

 

8. Your responsibility is to pump your own Bag of $TWL 💼 & Hodl $TWL for as long as you can do 🦾

 

🚨

No Guarantees 

No Promises of Profit, 

No Investment Advice 

You Are Your Own Financial Advisor

⚠️

 

🦾 Real DeFi 🚀

 

Website turdwitlipstick.net

 

Let the Fun Begin

$TWL

Important information

Meme Coin Investment 

No expectations of profits from the work of other’s. You are participating completely at your own responsibility and risk.

 

You potentially could lose all of your funds..

 

Crypto Wallet Management

Never share your seed phrase

or pass phrase with anyone.

 

Not your Key's, Not your coins

 

Telegram Admins don't DM out of the blue

or contact people in privately first. 

Always allow 72hrs for a Admin response

 

It's Your own responsibilities

to pump your 

 💼

of

$TWL

&

HODL

on to your bag of

$TWL

for as long as you can do

🦾

Frequently Asked Questions

What do meme coins differ from traditional cryptocurrencies?

Meme coins are unique digital assets that often gain value based on internet trends and memes, unlike traditional cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin or Ethereum.

At Turd Wit Lipstick the liquidity is perminantly burnt at the Pulsechain Dead wallet Address 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dead   

1. $TWL Assest is part of a Real Decentralised PulseChain Blockchain.

2. The code is Immutable & the token ownership is renounced.

3. MAX Supply 8,500,000,000 $TWL

4. Creator own's 1% of the supply

5. The Marketing wallet will own 1% of the supply

& retains the right to do as it pleases with the marketing funds

EG: Advertising, Prize's, Gift's, Airdrops, renewal's, app editing services, Burning token's, ETC.

Is investing in meme coins risky?

Investing in meme coins can be risky due to their volatile nature and limited regulation in the market. It's important to do thorough research before making investment decisions. You could lose all of you monies.

What sets Turd Wit Lipstick apart from other crypto

Turd Wit Lipstick is the meme of 'meme coin investments'.

A Secure crypto asset Built on innovative blockchain technology.

We are committed to helping clients navigate to the DEX to BUY MORE $TWL from the crypto markets with confidence and success.

Turd's also come in many different shapes and sizes.

So how BIG will Your BAG of $TWL be?

Will you be Constipated holder who hodls hard on to that $TWL for the ultimate WIN?

Will you slide out in all 'your glory' for the perfect splash out, maybe add some liquidity else where?

or will you just have Diarrhea Hand's and jeet the whole lot the moment it dips?

ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?

Hey if you made it this far I have launched a cameo token before the  $TWL launch.

 

Tight Bastard; $TB

C/A 0x48A30608D0C5a40835423C643542F20DB6937Ff4

 

Ticker $TB & The LP was Burnt at luanch.

 

More LP token may be burnt in the future, No expectations.

 

ONLY 10 tokens = maximum supply

(Because $10 dollars is too much for some folks.)

 

There are 8.9 $TB Tokens in the $TWL Pre-sale wallet acting as an OA address and right now, 'There is ONLY 1 token out on the open market for sale, which is 10% of the total Tight Bastard supply.

 

Do you Trust the OA not to sell the $TB tokens like Richard Heart? Or will the OA Just BURN thier share of Tight Bastard?

 

Has the OA something else planned with $TB?

Like Mining or another surprise maybe?

 

The creator of $TB keeps only 1% of the Supply

 

The LP pool is on 9inch.io DEX and the LP tokens where BURNT at the  Launch.

 

Play the game or Stay Lame..

 

NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE

Let's GO

 

Tight Bastard

C/a 0x48A30608D0C5a40835423C643542F20DB6937Ff4

$TWL

Contract Address 

0x0404e00Ed7A3439Af86B0E05f92475490Ec59439

“Turd Wit Lipstick aims to navigate the world of meme coins with ease

NEVER FUD $TWL

Remember to highly recommend the token to anyone looking to invest in meme coins.”

HAVE PUMP FUN

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NOW  GO FORTH

&

PUMP YOUR

$TWL

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